LOS ANGELES —Tom Bradywas the surprise guest and instant MVP of Netflix's"The Roast of Kevin Hart"on Sunday, May 10.
Wearing all black, the five-time Super Bowl MVP strolled into Los Angeles' Kia Forum to throwsome bombs two years after Kevin Hart hosted"The Greatest Roast of All Time: The Roast of Tom Brady"in the same arena in May 2024. Brady was brutal on Hart during his brief cameo appearance.
"Have you even left The Forum?" Brady asked Hart after entering, "Or have you just been here screaming into that light for the last two years, waiting for Daddy to come home. Well, unlike your real dad, I actually showed up. And I brought you a jersey."
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Brady then presented the diminutive Hart with a mini-New York Knicks jersey. "That's newborn size," Brady said. "It fits you."
Hart was an infamously harsh host of the 2024 Brady roast, which the former superstar NFL quarterback has not forgotten.
"Didn't you say, 'Time to get comfortable with being uncomfortable,'" Brady said onstage, mocking Hart as host. "Who's squirming in the highchair now? Put a pillow under there to make you look taller."
Brady took issue with the "Jumanji" star Hart following him in the Netflix roast saga.
"I played in the NFL for 23 seasons, but I've never seen anyone drop the ball like this," said Brady. "How did the GOAT roast go from me to you? I won seven Super Bowls; Kevin has made two 'Ride Along' movies. I've won five Super Bowl MVP awards. Kevin, you're the third most famous person in 'Jumanji.'"
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Brady then ripped into Hart's 2026 roasters who included host Shane Gillis, NBA starDraymond Green, Chelsea Handler and lesser-known comics such asSheryl UnderwoodandBig Jay Oakerson.
"Who are these people and how did they get here? I thought they shutdown Spirit Airlines,"said Brady, who called the celebrity line-up "pathetic."
Brady takes a shot at Eagles and Cowboy fans
Brady landed a double NFL jab with a joke about Philadelphia native Hart's love of the NFL Eagles.
"We've got some real Eagles fans here, not like Kevin who shows up for the big games when the Eagles are playing well," said Brady. "We have a name for these fans, they're called 'Cowboys fans.'"
Brady made a move at Hart's wife in the audience
Hart made jokes about Brady's family in the 2024 roast, and Brady returned the favor in 2026.
"Kevin you took a lot of shots at my family in the roast. But I'm too classy to go after your beautiful wife. Or am I?" Brady asked. He located Eniko Hart in the audience and asked smoothly, "What's up girl?"
The comment prompted Hart to yell, "Cut it out!" from his seat.
Brady expressed joy about watching the event and exited the stage unscathed. He gave a final parting shot.
"Payback's a b---- and so are you Kevin Hart," Brady said before exiting. He didn't drop the mic, but he should of.
This article originally appeared on USA TODAY:'Roast of Kevin Hart' features surprise Tom Brady MVP appearance
